Shto e toa? (What is this?)
This is blue oatmeal. Why, you might ask, is it blue? You should probably ask the guys. Why ask the guys?! Perhaps because they are the culprits who broke and entered our humble abode with the intent of disrupting my most favoritest morning ritual (among other really well-pulled-off pranks). As if it wasn't enough to line up 300 cups of water on our stairs and make it impossible to enter, the next morning we realized that all the drinks in our fridge had been died putrid shades of green and blue!
If anyone out there knows me at all, you know that I am a veritable oatmeal freak. On any given morning you will find me hovering over the stove and making a magical bowl of cinnamonie goodness. This is a tradition that harkens back to the days on the hippy farm, Orcas Island, Washington, USA. (Of course there we used almond milk and the light crunchiness was due to the bugs.) Anyhow, besides the obvious fact that oats prevent heart disease, they are a healthy addition to a natural lifestyle (or visa-versa). Blue milk is not natural, by which I must say, PAYBACK IS IN ORDER!
5 comments:
300?? You must have missed a couple. Try closer to 1000. :)
Don't mess with Em's oats!! Whew!! I'm stunned that anyone would even try such a stunt.
I'm sure that creative brain will think of some sort of payback for those goofy boys.
That's sort of insulting, Brad, that you would suggest such dependence on my barefooted mother at the age of 12. I was the one readjusting the solar panels to get more power for my solar-powered sowing machine. But that must have been you "compost heap" diving, eh?!
I keep checking your blog to see if you updated, but I keep seeing blue oatmeal, and it makes me sick.
Say something would ya?
that's beautiful. i wish i had thought of such a clever prank. i just a bunch of friends to go sing christmas carols in front of someone's house late at night.
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